Note To Self: A Steer Is Not A Pet...I, Greg Rafferty, must not be of sound mind anymore. Why else would I bid on--and win!--little Jennifer Jackss prize-winning bull, um, steer? It could have something to do with herMoreNote To Self: A Steer Is Not A Pet...I, Greg Rafferty, must not be of sound mind anymore. Why else would I bid on--and win!--little Jennifer Jackss prize-winning bull, um, steer? It could have something to do with her doesnt-look-oldenough-to-be-a-preteens-mom mother, the woman behind our successful Ms. Caroles cookies. I was expecting The Brady Bunchs Alice, not a blond, blue-eyed goddess in denim.
And I know Carole is keeping something big from me. I wonder why such a beautiful woman is so publicity shy? She wont become the spokeswoman for my familys struggling business, but I think some kisses might persuade her to tell me her secrets and let this longtime bachelor become the daddy and husband the lovely Jacks ladies need!